Valley of the tire crushers

This is the last time I'm riding a bike down Sherbourn street. My bike's back tire got punctured, again! To think that I had just pumped the tire at 4:40 in the morning, this pisses me off to no end. What do the bums do around there? Smash beer bottles onto the road for fun? What's up with all the glass sheards on that road? It doesn't help that I can't see them in the darkness either. Rant rant rant, vent vent vent, etc.